Ok before I begin, I just wanna say this blog was typed off my sidekick.
Soooo yeah, whatever. Uhmmm bling blow wow!
Sup? How you readers doing? How's the wife/husband?
Kids doing ok in school? Great, totally awesome.
Sooooo yeah, I got an interesting subject to spazz on.
Ready? U sure? Alright (takes a deep breath)
I, Kevin "Haze -A- Million" Thomas do not respect bitches.
(Listens to all the "wtf" and "wow") well I don't.
I mean how can I? They don't even respect themselves.
No self respecting female calls herself a bitch nor allow others to do it.
Shout out to the females that carry themselves with dignity
And class. That's a real turn on.
But seriously, how is a guy supposed to respect somebody
That has nothing to offer but sexual talent?
If you respect, you have to demand it.
I'd be damn if I respect some smut lol
But yeah. Females, don't strive to be like Nicki Minaj
Or any other female on tv tdoay. Strive to be better.
As I close out, remember. A man can't degrade you if your a bitch. Because you done it to yourself already!
Welp till my soul needs to take another piss. . .ADIOS
just an average guy writing about the average shit people want to discuss but dont the time or moral to do so. .
Monday, November 16, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
the evils of the internet =]
*ahem*. well jeez, where do i start?
first of all i just wanna say, how awesome it is to be back.
i mean really, i missed you guys, i really did.
i just needed a break from the internet.
its crazy on here, man. you gotta hide your keyboards nowadays! lol.
people are amazing creatures. very adaptive too.
it's like whatever they can't find in real life, they gfet it on the internet.
me personally, i never been the type to call somebody "wifey, brother, sister, cousin" over the internet.
because i have all those in real life lol.
then like people decide to be "cool" over the internet. like seriously? your coolness is only limited to the computer?
that's not really cool, that's actually kinda lame lol.
i honestly can't see how people actually sit and "beef" on the web. (myspace, youtube, yahoo, twitter, etc)
it's actually moronic.
ooooooooh i get it. people do it because its safer to argue with people that lives 08059809582095830925825 miles away, rather than do it in real life.
(slaps forehead) why i didnt figure this out before? smh. but yeah. humans are cool.
just need to be less evil lol.
till next time my soul feel like vomiting . . . ADIOS!!!!!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
back for a vent session.
*ahem* sorry i been gone for a minute. had some legal shit to battle with my alter-ego.
everybody wanna be a primidona nowadays smh. but yeah im back. mentally and physically!
first off, i would like to say to the ladies, sorry. the only 5 star im interested in is hotels and restaurants. haha. meaning i really dont find it attractive when chicks compare themselves to mainstream chicks knowing they can't keep up with a mainstream chick. (breathes deeply) now, since thats off my chest. i wanna spazz on a few other things. so like. yeah. meow meow meow meow. ok i got it now lol. sorry for the meow's. i was just trynna get my mind in perspective. so like i have a few flaws. like im super d duper blunt. thats not always good. why? because it causes a chain of not fun events. for example. lets say i wanna cheat. i cant hide it because hiding requires lying. and like lying is against my religion lol. oh yeah. imma stop saying "imma call u right right back" cause 9 times outta 10 im not gonna do it. so now imma say "imma call u back eventually in this lifetime". see? cant go wrong with that, now can i? finally id like to address my sex appeal (if i have any lol). time for another quote from my twin, charles hamilton. " i dont think im all that attractive, but i look good to my satisfaction" :) so yeah if u think i look sexy, cute, good etc thank u and im glad i can be some type of visual enjoyment =]. if im not, then tell me once and keep it movin (shrugs) i mean according to myspace, im a nice looking guy lol. so yeah. that's it for now. dont wanna ramble u guys to death lol. so uhmm till the next time my soul needs to ejaculate. ADIOS!!
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